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<b>O PACOSTE DE UNCHI</b>

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"Drag� nepoate,
eu �i chitara mea"

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"vom ajunge la ora�,
ca s� debut�m la televiziune."

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"Vom r�m�ne peste noapte la tine.
Unchiul Pecos"

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Sal'tare, ne-ne-nepoate !

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Treb'e s�-mi repet c�ntecul.

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E foarte dr�gu� �nainte s� �nceap�.

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E un pasaj tare greoi aici,
ne-ne-nepoate.

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Aici ar trebui s� fie un iodler,
dar e cam sus pentru mine.

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Iar vine pasajul �la mai greoi.

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Ai o coard� de chitar�,
ne-ne-nepoate ?

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Am v�zut una.

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Mul�am, amice.
Nu pot s� c�nt f�r� coard�.

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Mai �mi treb'e o musta��,
ne-ne-nepoate.

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Pisi, pisi, pisi...

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Nu �ncerca s� m� opre�ti,
ne-ne-nepoate ! Pisi, pisi...

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Aici erai !

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�ntoarce-te aici,
creatur� neru�inat� !

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N-o s� permit ca musta�a
unui pisoi

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s� stea �n calea viitorului meu
str�lucit.

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Apleac�-te, motane !
Hai s� v�d un pic de colaborare...

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Stai locului ! Nu doare tare,
dac� o trag brusc.

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Am nevoie de musta�� !
Trebuie s� g�sesc una, asta e !

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Pisi, pisi...

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Vino aici, pisi !

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Aici erai !

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�tii foarte bine c� nu pot s� c�nt
f�r� coard� la chi-chi-chitar�.

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Ie�i de acolo, ne-ne-nepoate !
Uite ce-o s� c�nt la bis.

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�tii foarte bine c� nu pot
s� plec f�r� coard� la chitar�.

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Cu bine, ne-ne-nepoate.

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Nu uita s� te ui�i m�ine sear�,
la te-te-televizor.

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�i-acum, doamnelor �i domnilor,
v� prezent�m �n premier�,

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o nou� stea a muzicii,
Unchiul Pecos !

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SF�R�IT